February 2012
140 posts
The auto-spray Febreze
sounds like a cat sneezing. It upsets me.
Trust me →
they send this shit for free.
Cum
… to the Southworth Planetarium at the University of Southern Maine for mother fucking Lazer Fest. Shit’s off the hook.
“Colors so bright, they broke my heart.”
– Donna Tartt, The Secret History (via dirt-soup)
I don't care who knows
David Beckham body wear is the most comfortable thing to ever touch my balls.
Today I got paid to...
sit on tumblr.
do literally nothing.
discreetly puke on the third floor of the science building.
